Man in the Moon ('04)

He laid his face upon Her breast,
Forever more there to rest.

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There once was a woman named Rowling
At nonconformity she's constantly scowling
Supporting the patriarchy
Her feminism malarkey
And to many fans her legacy fouling

THE V.I.P. (Village Idiot President) (version 2)

Oh, he's really such a bore,
He makes me want to snore,
What is his drivel for,
This stupid attention whore

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I am like a drunken sailor
On the stormy seas of Fate
A kite without a string
Seeing where the winds take me